Tuesday, Jul. 11, 2006

Tire...zzzzz

I have an entry I've been meaning to write for a few days now, and when I logged in here, I had every intention of writing it. But, now that I try to string more than half a thought together, it hangs all lame like those jacked-up Christmas lights you get at, like, the corner drug store for 99 cents, and the wires are peeling plastic and all frayed, showing their colored insides while the bulbs stick out all cockeyed, half the lights burnt out and the others flickering feebly.

Frayed. Burnt out. Cockeyed. Feeble. All me, all the time these days, folks.

Damn, I'm tie-yard. I've gotten approximately 0.54329 nanoseconds of sleep in the past 76 days. My eyeballs completely lack moisture, and I think my water glass is trying to talk to me.

It's probably telling me to go to sleep.

So, here's y'all a quiz. Take care, and I'll see ya after I get some sleep.

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You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"

83%

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Maximus

67%

The Terminator

63%

James Bond, Agent 007

63%

Captain Jack Sparrow

58%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

William Wallace

50%

Lara Croft

46%

El Zorro

46%

Indiana Jones

46%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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saturncat at 11:21 p.m.

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