Sunday, Dec. 17, 2006

Questions (an abridged list)


Through today, these questions, along with a katrillion others, have passed through my mind. I present a few of them for your amusement, though if you happen to have some answers to any of them, feel free to email me.

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Why is morning so... early?

How long is it going to take me to get over this damn cold?

How'd my kid get to be so cute?

Why does it take so frigging long to wrap Christmas presents?

And why, when I'm wrapping Christmas presents, do I always mislay the tape to the point that I have to practically put everything away just to find that it's hiding under a stray piece of wrapping paper?

Why did it take the Steelers so freaking long to get their game on this season?

Who picked out some of these color combination for the NFL uniforms? Because, holy mother of pearl, the Broncos look like road cones. Dude.

What is it about my brain that makes a million different ornaments on a Christmas tree look awesome?

What makes caramel corn taste so good?

Why does packing tape always make that obnoxiously loud noise when you're using it?

Why does my cat go around meowing at blank walls? Who is he talking to?

Who told Jeff Garcia he was allowed to act like a 5 year old? No spiking the ball, dipshit. You're not a rookie. Act like a freaking quarterback already.

Why does Kidlet like to eat with her spoon turned upside down?

Why am I still up?

saturncat at 11:48 p.m.

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